NGTV NEWS | ROMI & AAVI
“The Breaking News Debate”
ROMI: Aavi, breaking news! You’re late again.
AAVI: Correction, Romi. I’m not late. I’m making a dramatic entrance.
ROMI: Dramatic entrance? You arrived after the meeting started.
AAVI: Exactly. Everyone was waiting for the most important update.
ROMI: Nobody was waiting for you.
AAVI: Your face says otherwise.
ROMI: My face says, “Where is this man and why is he late?”
AAVI: See? Concern. I knew you cared.
ROMI: Don’t get excited. I was concerned about the clock.
AAVI: Ouch. That deserves a headline.
ROMI: Fine. “Local Man Mistakes Punctuality Complaint for Personal Attention.”
AAVI: Add another line: “Local Woman Secretly Enjoys His Excellent Company.”
ROMI: Fake news!
AAVI: Then why are you smiling?
ROMI: Because your confidence is genuinely entertaining.
AAVI: Thank you. I work very hard on it.
ROMI: Clearly. Your punctuality department needs more funding, though.
AAVI: I’ll improve.
ROMI: Promise?
AAVI: Absolutely.
ROMI: Tomorrow?
AAVI: Definitely.
ROMI: On time?
AAVI: Let’s not make unrealistic promises on live television.
ROMI: There it is—the honesty I was waiting for.
AAVI: And there it is—the smile you were trying to hide.
ROMI: Aavi!
AAVI: What? I’m just reporting the facts.
ROMI: Then report this: you owe everyone an apology.
AAVI: Consider it breaking news.
ROMI: And coffee.
AAVI: Now that is a serious news story.
ROMI: Good. At least one story today has a happy ending.
AAVI: Finally, something we agree on.
ROMI: Don’t push your luck.
AAVI: Too late.
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